puncromancer:

puncromancer:

nothing like a little platonic frottage between bros

so just a normal hug

froternity of brotherhood

allerliefste:

bad movies are sooo fun because i try to rate them and it’s like welll i had a lot of fun even though it was pretty bad so 3.5 stars and then i watch a highbrow movie and it’s like well it was good but not that much fun so 3.5 stars also :)

manywinged:

manywinged:

“lazarus” is such a great name for a guy who’s famous for being raised from the dead. you can reference a name like that in your resurrection plot devices and it feels appropriate. that never would have been possible if he’d been called joseph or peter or craig or something.

ALT

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

powerburial:

knowyournewmeme:

this is the guy who invented war

princess-prettyboy:

my elf companion laelin: i’m of a mind to break the elf queen’s vile curse over my homeland once and for all. are you with me, my friend? :)

me (heard “mind” “break” “elf” in a sentence together and got so horny i have disadvantage on perception): yeag

notajerusalemcricket:

crazy-brazilian:

herpsandbirds:

Regent Bowerbird (Sericulus chrysocephalus), male, family Ptilonorhynchidae, Queensland, Australia

Photograph by Deepak Karra

lavinia-pfigg:

tlatollotl:

don’t lose the notes:

#they always see ‘pixie’ and ‘dream’ and ‘girl’#but forget the terrible awesome driving power of ‘manic’

libraford:

libraford:

libraford:

When I’m in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you’re hiring four.

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. ‘Earn up to 21.50/hr’ no. Either you’re paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

glutko:

Might wanna use the category’s alternate name.